newest rant

so i'm sure everyone is logging onto the blog and saying, what is his new post going to YELL about today... oh wait no, that's not the case b/c no one reads this

well i guess im my own best blogger then

my own personal website now turns to football. what is the deal with the f--king vikes?! once again they have become the viqueens. what's the deal with conservative play calling when you have the nfl's most explosive offense? what's the deal with playing randy moss when he's nowhere near healthy? what's the deal with blaming mewelde moore for dante starting to choke culpepper's horrid pass? once again we find ourselves stumbling. its about time somebody blames mike tice for good. he goes from a non-coordinator position to head coach... not a likely path to coaching excellence! and what is this shit about saying he is underpaid as the league's lowest paid head coach? last time i checked he has never brought a team to the playoffs. tice, referred to hereafter as herman munster, should not begin next season as the vikes head coach.


just add neck bolts

he should go back to working with the big, dumb, oafish offensive linemen while we go get a real head coach who can actually make a team better during the week.

oh my God I almost forgot, how about the two worst challenges in nfl history? i don't know what game he was watching or if his replay man upstairs was at a halloween party, but wtf were you thinking herman?! let's save ourselves some embarrassment and blame mewelde moore for those two bad challenges too, even the one that he wasn't on the field for!

stealing a line from my internet hero scott hudson (and starting my own tradition for sundays):
"herman munster (mike tice), you are now kicked out of town"

p.s. i'm pretty sure i know what mike herman munster tice had for a halloween costume this year (and every year before it)

Patriotism Fights Through Art

hey, i may not outwardly show it, but i am patriotic. one of my favorite songs is the national anthem... and yes, i can sing all the words correctly and in tune.

i have a real problem with adding your own style to a song of such national importance. there is a difference between being an artist and being a moron, and Scott Stapp crossed that line during Game 4 of the World Series. Compare the two lines of "God Bless America" and choose which one you think is the real one:

"God Bless America, land that I love..."
or
"God Bless America, land that I low..."

which one seems to be the one more likely to be the real words? scott is obviously to lazy to include the letter "v" in the word love. boy, if that doesn't show your devotion to your country, i don't know what does! his excuse, allegedly was that he sang the patriotic hymn in his own style. maybe that same style (repeated drunkeness) is the same reason Creed is now Alter Bridge and doesn't include you. call me up scott, and i'll sing the song the way it was meant to be sung. oh, and i hope that cardboard box recording studio is working out well for you...

Vote Wisely on Tuesday

Vote John Kerry/John Edwards Tuesday... otherwise we have a bleak future that will last until I turn 35 years old.

eck opens the blog

ome rant or rave about anything... my website, my bad attitude, the election, my taste in music... anything. just make sure you have an opinion and can back it up. oh yeah... and you can rave if you must

halloween dance done... halloween to come

with halloween yet to come, who knows what insanity might follow... hopefully a lot less