my unofficial life drinking game

inspired by my blogging idol, scott hudson, who devised a drinking game for kelo land's retarded weather people, i have am currently devising a drinking game for my life. all suggestions are welcome, so please blog this so i can loaded every night.

1) begin by drinking a half bottle of something at least 80 proof, that's a good start at feeling sh*tty

2) everytime you feel sorry for yourself, take a drink of beer

3) when you get tired of trying, don't do anything, you will get way to drunk

4) whenever you hear AC/DC's "Shook Me All Night Long" do a shot off the bottle from #1 and play air guitar

5) everytime you think you should take something back, you don't do it and you do another shot

6) drink everytime you wish you hadn't wasted your time on certain things in life

7) whenever you think that nice guys finish last, chug a beer, because you are thinking rationally and are way to correct

8) just take a random shot every 88 minutes because you are starting to feel good again, and we can't have that

9) everytime you have a rational thought or get tired of the irrationality of those around you, break your now empty bottle over your head

please contribute to my drinking game, remembering that each of these rules goes along with MY life! those of you friends and "friends" who enjoy drinking with me and know that its a good time to booze it up with me are welcome to play this with me.

moss and joe buck

randy moss: "play when i wanna play." "i moon who i want to moon."

what is the big deal with him mooning green bay. it is a fact that those mangy baboons they call fans in green bay moon the visitors' buses following home games. knowing this, how can the nfl possibly fine moss for a funny gesture that was not sexually oriented. i'm pretty sure all the times i've mooned people in my life that they weren't sexual acts. just because that homosexual joe buck thinks that was "a disgusting act" doesn't mean it is. i'm sorry that mr. plastic haired moron had a boring adolesence, but that is something that happens all in fun.

shifting my focus completely to joe buck, i would like to find out who determined that he was the nation's best play-by-play announcer. he is boring in his voice intensity. he uses his thesaurus too much for a football or baseball fan (although i don't think he actually knows the meaning of the words he uses). he is only famous because of his father jack. if it weren't for him, none of us would have ever heard of him. chip carrey should be proof that children should not be hired with their father's resumes.

back to moss (wow this is horrible writing)... why do we all of sudden believe that he is a child molester or something. have we forgotten all the other people in professional sports? what about jason williams who killed his butler? how about kenny mixon the drunk driver? i do not get why a guy who does a couple "immature" things should be on death row. someone please tell me why his celebration was worse than the any of the hundreds of stupid things TO has done or joe horn's retarded cell phone act. i guess after all the sh*t owens pulled this offseason, he is forgiven because he is bailing the eagles out of being a failing/choking franchise. i've frankly had enough of this teaming up on moss. he might not be the most mature person ever, but since when has any professional athlete had this characteristic?

new year's resolution

it has been a long time since i posted on here, not that anyone really noticed... but i thought it was time. i meant to make this post about a week ago, but here it goes anyway.

my resolution for the year 2005 is to be myself. this may seem like the simplest and stupidest resolution ever, but its important to me. i can't express how important this is to me because i want everyone who i communicate with to know me beyond the obvious charcteristics and qualities. i also hope to get to know these people on the same level (not that i haven't tried to in the past, but now i will just try harder). if you have a deeper understanding of those that surround you, then you have the best chance of being given a fair chance. that's all i want from life at this point, a fair chance.