Sunday, January 16, 2005

moss and joe buck



randy moss: "play when i wanna play." "i moon who i want to moon."

what is the big deal with him mooning green bay. it is a fact that those mangy baboons they call fans in green bay moon the visitors' buses following home games. knowing this, how can the nfl possibly fine moss for a funny gesture that was not sexually oriented. i'm pretty sure all the times i've mooned people in my life that they weren't sexual acts. just because that homosexual joe buck thinks that was "a disgusting act" doesn't mean it is. i'm sorry that mr. plastic haired moron had a boring adolesence, but that is something that happens all in fun.

shifting my focus completely to joe buck, i would like to find out who determined that he was the nation's best play-by-play announcer. he is boring in his voice intensity. he uses his thesaurus too much for a football or baseball fan (although i don't think he actually knows the meaning of the words he uses). he is only famous because of his father jack. if it weren't for him, none of us would have ever heard of him. chip carrey should be proof that children should not be hired with their father's resumes.

back to moss (wow this is horrible writing)... why do we all of sudden believe that he is a child molester or something. have we forgotten all the other people in professional sports? what about jason williams who killed his butler? how about kenny mixon the drunk driver? i do not get why a guy who does a couple "immature" things should be on death row. someone please tell me why his celebration was worse than the any of the hundreds of stupid things TO has done or joe horn's retarded cell phone act. i guess after all the sh*t owens pulled this offseason, he is forgiven because he is bailing the eagles out of being a failing/choking franchise. i've frankly had enough of this teaming up on moss. he might not be the most mature person ever, but since when has any professional athlete had this characteristic?

1 Comments:

Blogger suchapest said...

Looks more like he wants to take a crap but forgot to take his pants off.

12:12 PM  

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