election reaction
guess who's back
back again
bush is back
he killed my friend
guess who's back, guess who's back...
you get the point... another four "wonderful" years of george w. bush are ahead of us. i can't wait. that is, i can't wait for 2008 (hey that was a clever rhyme). i am really disappointed b/c i know john kerry would have been a much more effective and efficient president... although without tom daschle in office, it would've been an uphill battle.
speaking of daschle, have the south dakotans lost the one collective brain cell they possess (in a steel vault somewhere west river)!? let's be honest (i always am), south dakota will never, barring a major rural migration, have a politician as powerful as tom daschle in power again... ever. so why in God's name would you ever vote against him, whether you like his policies or not? once again, south dakota starts a trend that will never catch on (like rust covered 1980 f-150s with chrome stovepipe exhaust). for the first time in 50 years someone in his position has been voted out of office, and basically because he bought a nice house for $5 million in DC. last time i checked, with the high property values in sioux falls, that same house would cost $500,000. and think if he built it in pierre, it would cost $120,000. or even sisseton ($3). south dakota, i would take you down a peg but you are still establishing the one you are hanging on right now (lowest ever if you are not catching what i'm throwing). good riddance and wtf.
so, i write with a message of hope and extend an olive branch to our new completely republican dominated society... wait a minute, no i don't. i can't wait to leave college and get one of bush's newly created $3/hour jobs that are so abundant. i can't wait to pay for no child left behind with a $120 and a box of popcorn (oh and one quart of iraqi crude oil). i look forward to a society where it is illegal to speak your mind over the radio and in print. oh, and i almost forgot, i can't wait to serve my country in canada via the draft, in order to aquire the drugs our senior citizens need. blame canada afterall... oh and mexico too, they are the ass-end of north america.
back again
bush is back
he killed my friend
guess who's back, guess who's back...
you get the point... another four "wonderful" years of george w. bush are ahead of us. i can't wait. that is, i can't wait for 2008 (hey that was a clever rhyme). i am really disappointed b/c i know john kerry would have been a much more effective and efficient president... although without tom daschle in office, it would've been an uphill battle.
speaking of daschle, have the south dakotans lost the one collective brain cell they possess (in a steel vault somewhere west river)!? let's be honest (i always am), south dakota will never, barring a major rural migration, have a politician as powerful as tom daschle in power again... ever. so why in God's name would you ever vote against him, whether you like his policies or not? once again, south dakota starts a trend that will never catch on (like rust covered 1980 f-150s with chrome stovepipe exhaust). for the first time in 50 years someone in his position has been voted out of office, and basically because he bought a nice house for $5 million in DC. last time i checked, with the high property values in sioux falls, that same house would cost $500,000. and think if he built it in pierre, it would cost $120,000. or even sisseton ($3). south dakota, i would take you down a peg but you are still establishing the one you are hanging on right now (lowest ever if you are not catching what i'm throwing). good riddance and wtf.
so, i write with a message of hope and extend an olive branch to our new completely republican dominated society... wait a minute, no i don't. i can't wait to leave college and get one of bush's newly created $3/hour jobs that are so abundant. i can't wait to pay for no child left behind with a $120 and a box of popcorn (oh and one quart of iraqi crude oil). i look forward to a society where it is illegal to speak your mind over the radio and in print. oh, and i almost forgot, i can't wait to serve my country in canada via the draft, in order to aquire the drugs our senior citizens need. blame canada afterall... oh and mexico too, they are the ass-end of north america.
posted by eck at 2:47 PM
1 Comments:
I am so dissapointed in 55 million Americans right now? What are you smoking? Thanks for fucking up the next 4 years, I appreciate it.
Anyway, You are forgetting the real tragedy of yesterday... Patty Weterlling ring a bell? What about Teresa Daly? Those geniuses with killer fashion sense were somehow overlooked. For the love of Minnesota why didn't we elect them?
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