Sunday, December 19, 2004

all i want for Christmas

with finals starting tomorrow for most auggie techers, it means one important thing... that christmas is just around the corner. i can remember asking for a nintendo about 8 years in a row (to no avail). what i want this year has nothing to do with video games or electronics. sure, i asked for a few things, but the things i really want for christmas this year can't be bought in stores. i wish peace and happiness to you, the person reading this and your family. i wish for stability in my own life too, which hasn't been present in more than a month. most of all, i wish there was peace and stability on earth, everywhere. have a great break from work and/or school. spend the time you have with those you love and get in touch with those you can't! happy holidays (depending on your religion)!

Monday, December 13, 2004

nonpoint, candiria, dry kill logic, b! (12.9.04 @ the rock)

what up all my loyal reader(s)?! i'd like to give a shout out to my favorite reader, eck, because he's the only person who reads this (in order to see if anyone else responded).

little bro aaron and i attended a concert featuring nonpoint, candiria, dry kill logic, and b! at the rock in maplewood, last thursday (12.9.04) which was pretty awesome for $15. plus, $1 miller lites and strawberry cigars didn't hurt... anyway, i thought i'd review the performance to satisfy my own desire to be important

b! opened the show and was a three man group from minneapolis. the featured a huge lead singer with cool hair, but that was about where the good stuff ended. their music - minus vocals - was pretty good and on the heavy scale was about a 5. their vocals totally sucked though! their lead singer obviously wants to be lenny kravitz, who happens to be a pretty cool guy to model yourself after, except if you are opening for these bands. plus, even lenny himself would vary his vocals instead of allowing himself to sound exactly the same on each song. this band needed an uptempo song, but instead stuck with varying types of decent guitar and bass accompaniment and a slow, too soothing vocal style. i would say that this band has potential, but unless they vary things up, they will stay a very localized act. i would give them a 1 out of 10.

dry kill logic was next, and wow was that a change! the featured a lead singer (cliff rigano) who did not touch an instrument along with three other band members. one of the band members also had sweet dreadlocks, but we also happened to look exactly like a caveman (why am i typing this stuff?). their music was pretty heavy, about an 8, and involved a combination of "yelling" and actual singing. they were the first band to incorporate what seemd to be the theme of the night: the love song. for those of you who were not there, though, you would have no idea that the love song was usually each bands heaviest song of the night, which was a pretty sweet idea! overall, their sound was also somewhat consistent, which i thought was not a good thing. their songs consisted of yelling the verses and singing the choruses. it got somewhat repetitive, although it was obvious that they were much more big time than the previous band. they also earned big points with me as they gave away free jagermeister shot glasses following their performance. i would give dry kill logic a 6 out of 10.

the third band of the night was candiria, a band from the bronx, which they never let us forget. i don't know if they wanted to be known as one of america's heroes or what, but i got quite tired of knowing their home base. anyway, this band also featured a lead singer who did not play an instrument (whose name was carley!!???) and four other members. they also liked to yell and sing a bit, but provided even more variety than the two previous acts. their best song of the night, (can't remember the name), featured the lead singer rapping as well as singing/yelling which was a pretty striking combination, easily my favorite of their songs. they also paid tribute to dimebag (as this was within 24 hours of his unfortunate death). this band was also about an 7 on the heavy scale as they weren't quite in the same style as dry kill logic. i thought they were more varied, but i also did not like their music as well as dkl. they drove me nuts mentioning the bronx and the fact that the lead singer wouldn't stop spinning on stage, so i would give candiria a 5 out of 10.

the final act of the night was nonpoint, the only band i had ever heard previously on the radio. all bands seemed to have a "f*ck the radio" attitude, but, possibly unintentionally, nonpoint seems to have the highest radio playability (if there is such a thing!). nonpoint's lead singer, elias soriano, was the third guy of the night to have sweet dreadlocks (which once again is a pointless comment) and was accompanied by three other bandmates. the drummer, robb rivera, opened the show by jumping to make his first big hit, which was awesome! also, the bass player, KB, had a passion for throwing water all over the crowd. overall, their stage presense was great and i was pretty pumped for each song. their best song of the night, for me, was their radio single "the truth" which was great. their tribute to dimebag, "f*ck that" was perfect too and was probably a crowd favorite. on the heaviness side, nonpoint was probably a 7, although to tell you the truth, this scale is absolute bulls*it! their performance was tight as hell though, and i'd go see them again anytime. i would give them an 8 out of 10 (especially for the price tag).

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

What do you know, I was right!?

its amazing how a guy with no degree in medicine (or in education, yet, for that matter) can tell when a guy has been on steroids. looking at the pictures of barry bonds, its pretty tough to imagine that he hadn't gained "natural" results. what about jason giambi? if only his brother had followed in his footsteps, he might have a career too. and speaking of that bastard, we all felt sorry for him last year because of his basically season-ending ailments. wow... we thought he might be dying from a rare stomach disease. i guess that wasn't entirely incorrect since he was dying of a ailment that wouldn't normally occur - so i guess it was pretty rare. next time maybe he won't be dumb enough to inject into his stomach.

how about david boston? who could possibly have thought that he was all-natural? he gained about 40 pounds in one offseason!!! a receiver will never weigh that much and still have speed unless he's been retired for 10 years and has been on a steady diet of guiness... and even then, he wouldn't look like colossus like boston and would probably run a 5.7. i don't know who these guys were kidding and why the leagues weren't all over these lying cheaters.

back to bonds... "i didn't know i was being given steroids" (a paraphrase of his own actual words). that's amazing due to your doubling in size and strength. your trainer gives you something to use and your results are immediate... sounds pretty scientific and more importantly illegal. major league baseball has said that there may not be any suspensions or punishments imposed on these players. that's all fine and dandy i guess because according to United States law, these guys should be in prison for many years to come. and if the government does nothing to these guys, then it is obvious that the rumor has been proven true... we are not democratic, just capitalistic.

my main point for this rant is that these guys need to be put away for a long time. i don't care if bonds says he didn't know or if giambi has suffered enough with his health problems (fake tear), these guys cheated and most importantly broke the law. bonds' records need an asterisk or should be thrown out completely. giambi needs to be put in prison. david boston and the people who stood beside him doing nothing need to be given an IQ test. oh and matt lecroy, ask him for a steroid test again, he'll just answer by lifting up his shirt (enough said)!

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

jessica and nick simpson's christmas horror show

why are these two popular now? jessica takes her "favorite songs of all time" and covers them, stealing millions from the original artists. nick is a poor solo performer who happens to be married to the dumbest broad (excuse me ladies) of all time. jessica makes a few million a year. nick makes a few thousand a year. jessica spends billions each year. nick begs on the street corner to allow his wife to buy $10000 bras. the last thing i wanted to do tonight when i turned the tv on was to spend christmas with them! ...and don't get me started on that sister of jessica's who happens to be quite hot but one of the world's worst singers.

i used to think jessica had a good voice, but have never enjoyed her music. i can respect a good voice, though, as i do enjoy music. however, i think reality finally set in and i stopped being retarded. moaning and asthmatic breathing is not performing... that just sounds like a personal problem to me. if she would spend half as much energy into singing as she does into her health problems and being retarded, maybe she could be a respectable artist. oh, yeah, and also that tiny little detail of how she could never come up with or even pretend to have an original thought (aka song) in her head. it also bothers me that she continues to market her retarded side. i don't see too many people with actual mental disabilities marketing themselves, so why do we think she is cute or funny for being an idiot?! i say, "nick, please get her to shut up and stop putting her on film and tv."

on to nick... poor guy. he's just a regular guy who married what he thought might be talent, beauty, and a genuine person to spend his whole life with. instead, he got a talentless, extremely gorgeous moron who shouldn't operate machinery with or without the influence of alcohol (i'd hate to see her on booze!). nick seems to be a nice guy who got caught up in something that simply caught him off guard. well, at least she's hot (not really my personal opinion here)...

and how about tag-along ashley... cute with no voice. if snl didn't prove it, buy her album, i'm sure you'll understand. how do these people get record contracts? oh yeah... older talentless, good-looking sisters! but seriously, i can sing better than that, just ask me and i'll sing for you. oh and i almost forgot... you are not a punk ashley and you don't have the edge your sister lacks. you just can't fit into a genre, so you tried to invent your own...

how about jessica looking like cruella deville... check the pictures online, she dressed like her on the special... i'm not going there...

let's sum up: i feel sorry for nick because he's not a celebrity and he married a moron. i don't like jessica because she steals songs and has asthma. i don't like ashley because she tagged along and also has a complete lack of talent (evidently, no big deal these days britney). finally, i should have a record contract (seriously, i should... just ask me!)